When I Get My Rollercon Pass in the Mail:
When Anyone Talks Shit About Roller Derby:
When A New Girl Starts Roller Derby:
Before Derby: After Derby:
When I Attend a Derby Bachelorette Party:
When I see teammates outside of practice:
Derby Girl Inspiration:
When People Ask If My Derby Wife And I Are Dating:
Please Help Levar Hurtin!
One of the things I love (out of many, many things I love about the roller derby community) is that we take care of our own. LeVar Hurtin was attacked last night walking to his home from a bar. They pistol whipped him, badly beat him and left him for dead. He was unconscious. Someone found him and brought him to the hospital. Everything was taken from him, his glasses, wallet,...
When 25 in 5 Became 27 in 5:
When I Finished the New Rules Book:
When we put a bout together in 48 hours:
When I Forget to Wash my Mouthguard:
When Friday night practice is cancelled:
When Someone Asks What My Committee Does:
When Our Jammer Goes to the Box:
Playing Without Minors:
During a League Meeting:
When I Clean My Skate Bag:
The Scoring Team: The Other Team: The Fans:
My Strategy in the Wall:
When I Explain the New Rules:
When a skeezy guys hits on me at the afterparty:
When someone asks if I work out:
When my coach yells at me:
When derby couples break up:
When new girls transfer to my league:
When I disagree with the Ref's Call:
When a Fresh Meat Tries Out for the A Team:
When I talk about my boyfriend at practice:
Drive By City Rollers Need Your Help!
Hey Skater Gators! Just taking a moment to promote the Drive By City Rollers fundraiser: these guys are the best bros a derby girl could ask for! So give them some money, yeah? http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/drive-by-city-rollers-fundraiser?c=home
Anonymous asked: You're my hero. A derby friend from Paris, France.
When we do hitting drills:
When I tell my parents I'm joining a roller derby...
When my teammates and I roll up in the club:
When I'm the goat:
After 100 Star Jumps:
When we have a team BBQ:
When a skater can play a double header after...
Happy New Year's Skater Gators!!!
Thanks for reading/loving/barely tolerating my derby girl problems! See you fools in 2013!!!
When I put duct tape on top of duct tape on top of...
When I take a whore's bath after practice:
When Suzy Hotrod made eye contact with me:
When someone interrupts my workout:
When I get a major and have no idea why:
When I have to skip practice to "work":
What the coach thinks I’m doing: What I’m actually doing:
When people say I spend too much time skating:
When I'm reading the new WFTDA rules:
When I FINALLY understand "destruction of the...
When I'm warming up before scrimmage: